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What's with all the vomit jokes?

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In Warrior's contract with the WWF in 1992 Warrior was given creative control of his bookings. From what we heard and read, Warrior decided to book himself in a feud with a witch doctor named Papa Shango. Shango would cast spells on jobbers he fought making ooz flow out of their boots as well as other things. On one television show, Papa Shango put a spell on Warrior making him throw up. It's considered one of the dumbest angles in WWF's history.
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Are all those jokes yours?

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Some are, most have been gathered from other sources or sent to me. You can use the link below to send me a clean joke, which I may add to the jokes page
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What Do I Do if I Vomit?

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If you vomit within half an hour of taking TEMODAR® (temozolomide), notify your doctor immediately. He/she may prescribe a make-up dose on Day 6 of therapy. If you vomit before taking the medication because you are nervous about therapy, your doctor may be able to prescribe antinausea medications for you to take before therapy begins.
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Frequently Asked Questions about Vomiting
Every medical book that has an opinion says that the head should be kept lower than the hips while vomiting. This is to prevent aspiration of the vomit into the lungs. This is especially important while holding a small child who may not know what to do. In practical terms, this means that one should stand upright and bend over so that the mouth is almost in the toilet. Children should be taught to vomit this way.
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Is alt.comedy.standup for telling jokes?

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Definitely not. Don't post them. Not only are jokes formulaic and offensive to stand-ups, if you post them, you will be derided mercilessly by the regulars. If you have an auto-erotic compulsion to tell jokes, or want to steal jokes you can tell at the office to make people think you're not the pathetic idiot you are, go to rec.humor and talk to those morons.
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What should I give my pet to make it vomit?

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If the GPC advises you to make your pet vomit in the case of a poisoning, give the animal Hydrogen Peroxide 3%. The amount given will depend on the animal. Always call the Poison Center before you give your pet anything to make it vomit.
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I thought I saw something odd in the screensaver behind Mark. Are there jokes in there?

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Yes. The screensaver is a significant means of communicating to the savvy viewers, particularly on the mailing list. Various screensaver topics are listed in the WNN FAQ Extended Look at Screensavers.
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How come I only get about half the jokes? And what is a (gaming term)?

Giant In the Playground Games
OK, now, the crucial piece of information you might be missing is that The Order of the Stick is a comic that parodies fantasy roleplaying games.specifically, Dungeons & Dragons. When the comic started out, it was only being seen by people who were already coming to my gaming site, so there was little expectation that anyone reading it wouldn.t .get. it. However, as we have spread in popularity, more and more people are finding their way to OOTS, and I.m hearing more about people who don.
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My Friends Are Overdoing It With The Jokes, What Should I Do?

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I'm more than sure that you need to let them know how you feel. When it starts to bother you, you should tell tell them. If they don't stop, then I don't think are really good friends. If you don't they'll just find it funny and go on hurting your feelings. I guess a joke once in a while can be pretty funny, sometimes I make them up about myself, but there's that point when it's just not funny anymore.
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What was with all the "magic" jokes?

WrestleView.com - Ultimate Warrior FAQ
When Warrior entered the WCW in 1998 he was given creative control much like in the WWF. Warrior formed the One Warrior Nation (NWO backwards) and would fight against Hollywood Hogan and his NWO stable. While Hogan would be in the ring a cloud of "magic" smoke would fill the ring knocking out all the NWO members except Hogan. Warrior would come though a trapdoor built into the ring and appear after the smoke cleared.
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What are the in-jokes in the series?

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The Good, The Bad, and the Geeky" feature characters named after characters from the 1982 film Tron. They are specifically DuMont/Kevin Jarod Flynn, Clu, Bit, McP, Yori, and the company Banatech. The episode also features a mention of 221 B Bakerstrausse, which is a reference to 221 B Baker St., the street address of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective Sherlock Holmes.
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What's with all the midget jokes?

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In the summer of 1993 WCW was at an all time low and needed a way to attract fans again. So to promote Beach Blast 1993 WCW was given a one million dollar budget to make a short commercial for the event. The mini movie featured Sting and Davey Boy Smith being tricked onto a boat by Big Van Vader and Sid Vicious. Thinking they had gotten on the boat an evil midget named Cheatum appeared and detonated a bomb that blew up the boat.
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What's with the "goulash" jokes?

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It was a short running gag in the comic, starting here and here, that spread to the forum and there took on a life of its own. If you want to know more, just search through the forum on the word "goulash"; you'll find plenty.
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How do I add Jokes?

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Select the Add Joke option. Note that you can only add 1 picture to a joke, and that few jokes have pictures attached to them. Jokes will be rejected if they are duplicates, are poorly spelled, are racist in nature, or are not within PG13 guidelines.
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Why don't emetophobics vomit very often?

Emetophobia Clinic: Treatment, Cure, Medication & Hope.....
The answer is not clear. Most emetophobics have great skill at fighting nausea. They will tell you that they felt very ill but lay down until the nausea passed. Some use prescription anti-nausea drugs like Tigan or Compazine. Others use tricks like ice cubes. Some claim that their years of fear have left them unable to vomit. Many try to bolster their immune systems through vitamins and herbal remedies.
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Is there any cure for vomit phobia?

Emetophobia Clinic: Treatment, Cure, Medication & Hope.....
There isn't a ready, out-of-the-box cure for emetophobia or any other phobia. Some people suggest desensitizing phobics to vomit. Densensitization supposedly culminates with the phobic inducing vomiting. But that isn't the best option. This is because many phobics are already around vomiters (usually their children; additionally, phobic health care workers are exposed to their patients, and phobic teachers are exposed to their students).
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How is your phobia now? Are you cured? Do you ever vomit?

Emetophobia Clinic: Treatment, Cure, Medication & Hope.....
I find that my phobia has varied in intensity over the years. There was a time when I was about 16 that I thought I was cured; I hardly ever worried about vomiting and preventing it then. When I was 18, it came back suddenly and with a vengeance. It did not prevent me from doing things I wanted to do that fall starting college, however. My fear gradually eased to the point where I call myself close to being cured.
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Why do people vomit?

Frequently Asked Questions about Vomiting
Vomiting has many different causes. Some of the more common are viral infection, food poisoning, alcohol overdose, alcoholic hangover, morning sickness, motion sickness, gastritis, and reactions to medications. Less common causes are kidney disease, gastrointestinal cancer, intestinal obstruction, concussion, diabetes, appendicitis, and various diseases of the internal organs.1 Gastritis is simply inflammation of the stomach.
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Anyone have any good jokes??

F&I Forum - Jokes
Had a customer come in today saying he had good credit said his beacan score was in the high 700s, so the salesman after dealing with bad credit customers all week told him we only dealt with credit impaired customers so take a hike. jk jk Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
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Could you do two-pane jokes?

The Dilbert Blog: Most Frequently Asked Questions
Correction: On my comment where I mentioned Larson, I meant Watterson! Larson didn't have "story arcs", duh. You don't have to publish this comment :-) How's your dilbert4sale website going? Did you get any good feedback on that post a while back? Are you hiring someone to re-design the site? (please? ...haha)
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Are there in-jokes in Kiki?

FAQ // Kiki's Delivery Service // Nausicaa.net
Information from the Theater program of "Kiki," which was reprinted in the Archive of Stufio Ghibli Vol.3, p.21. In the scene in Kiki's bedroom where she says good-bye to her father, there is a small toy house in her bookshelf. Mei and Chibi-totoro are painted into the windows. Also, there is a stuffed animal that looks somewhat like Totoro on her bed. In the scene where Kiki was almost hit by a bus when she first came to Koriko, "Studio Ghibli" is written on the side of the bus.
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Are there in-jokes in "Pom Poko"?

FAQ // Pom Poko // Nausicaa.net
Porco, Kiki, Totoro, and Taeko appear in the scene where the Tanukis are heading for the humans' town to conduct the "Monster Parade". Among the bubbles and flying pumpkins, you can see them flying.
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Will I vomit after surgery?

Paul Preston, MD
Sometimes patients are nauseated and may vomit after surgery. This is most common with abdominal procedures, gynecologic surgery, and eye surgery. It is more common in women than men, and more common in people who are prone to motion sickness. We take numerous measures to prevent nausea and vomiting after surgery, including using anesthetics that have an anti-nausea effect and administering anti-nausea medications before, during, and after surgery.
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So what happens to emetophobics when they actually vomit?

Emetophobia Clinic: Treatment, Cure, Medication & Hope.....
The fact most surprising to non-phobics is that the great majority of emetophobics rarely, if ever, vomit. An emetophobic is a person who has been in car collisions more often than they have vomited. Most phobics can count the number of times they have vomited on the fingers of one hand. Some emetophobics have survived pregnancy and childbirth, appendicitis, and gall bladder operations without as much as a single retch.
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Feeling jealous of people who never vomit?

Emetophobia Clinic: Treatment, Cure, Medication & Hope.....
Most phobics suffer terrible panic attacks when they have nausea or imagine that they do. These panic attacks are much worse for them than vomiting is for an ordinary person. Yet the act remains unthinkable. The phobia interferes with educations, careers, marriages, and family relationships. Many phobics take time away from work or school unnecessarily because they fear either vomiting themselves or being exposed to people who can pass germs that will cause them to vomit.
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Your jokes suck, who picks them and where do they come from?

CyberCheeze FAQ
You! The majority of the jokes we send out are submitted by our members, and otherwise picked from our own taste and general feedback from subscribers. Although we cannot always be funny to each individual subscriber, we try to be funny in a general way that catches most people's humor, as often as possible. The CyberCheeze mailing list is like any other party, the sense of humor range from inflammable dry to soaking wet, pure as spring water to dirtier than mud.
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What were all the jokes about Voodoo Chili?

WrestleView.com - Hulk Hogan FAQ
Hollywood Hogan used the song "Voodoo Child" as his theme song in WCW. The song is on Jimi Hendrix's Electric Ladyland album. There's also a song on the same album called "Voodoo Chile" which is a 18 minute jam session. The songs are both very different and have no connection between each other. Anyway, on a WCW Thunder Mike Tenay confused the songs and announced Hogan's song as "Voodoo Chili". The incident became a joke in the wrestling world and didn't stop for a long while.
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But some are jokes. I mean, Timmy Tinkletop?

Baby Names Faq
Alright, it turns out some are jokes. I've had some recent contact with some of the people who "infiltrated" one bulletin board after it was named Cruel Site of the Day in June 2000 (title: "It's Never Too Early for Child Abuse"). And yes, the ones that are likely jokes are concentrated around that time. But I think the joke ones stand out, like Timmy, Scatman, and the person who says s/he was in England and liked the names Lou and Randy.
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Are the same stories or jokes on more than one tape?

Ken's CD's
We make every effort to keep duplication of stories or humor to a minimum. Occasionally, Ken will use an illustration on more than one title but each video is a recording of a unique comedy concert or message.
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