OK, now, the crucial piece of information you might be missing is that The Order of the Stick is a comic that parodies fantasy roleplaying games.specifically, Dungeons & Dragons. When the comic started out, it was only being seen by people who were already coming to my gaming site, so there was little expectation that anyone reading it wouldn.t .get. it. However, as we have spread in popularity, more and more people are finding their way to OOTS, and I.m hearing more about people who don.

some people follow trends, other people create them. perhaps you should read the Enlighten the ignorant newbie, perhaps? thread..

You! The majority of the jokes we send out are submitted by our members, and otherwise picked from our own taste and general feedback from subscribers. Although we cannot always be funny to each individual subscriber, we try to be funny in a general way that catches most people's humor, as often as possible. The CyberCheeze mailing list is like any other party, the sense of humor range from inflammable dry to soaking wet, pure as spring water to dirtier than mud.

Hippocrates, an ancient Greek physician known as the "father of medicine," named the condition on the basis of the Greek word for CROOKED.

The popular story is that during World War II, a military general visited one of the many airship stations operated by the U.S. Navy. Trying to find out what material an airship was made from, he tapped his finger against the fully pressurized envelope of a non-rigid Navy airship. The general described the sound he heard, "blimp," and blimps have been called blimps ever since.

Lou Montulli, currently the protocols manager in Netscape's client product division, wrote the cookies specification for Navigator 1.0, the first browser to use the technology. Montulli says there's nothing particularly amusing about the origin of the name: 'A cookie is a well-known computer science term that is used when describing an opaque piece of data held by an intermediary. The term fits the usage precisely; it's just not a well-known term outside of computer science circles.'"

Some are, most have been gathered from other sources or sent to me. You can use the link below to send me a clean joke, which I may add to the jokes page

She can, but if she so much as sits in front of a computer on our network and hasn't payed, and we catch it, we'll ask that you stop, and if it continues, you'll be asked to leave.

An Open Game is a game that can be freely copied, modified, and distributed, and a system for ensuring that material, once distributed as an Open Game will remain permanently Open.

The term is derived from the software development community. In that community, the term "Open Source" is used to refer to computer software that is provided to the public using licenses that require the source code to be distributed, and provide permission to the recipients to freely copy, modify and distribute that code as well. The commonly accepted definition of "Open Source" software is the Open Source Definition, maintained by the Open Source Initiative project.

How much caffeine is there in [drink/food/pill]? According to the National Soft Drink Association, the following is the caffeine content in mgs per 12 oz can of soda: Afri-Cola 100.0 (?) Jolt 71.2 Sugar-Free Mr. Pibb 58.8 Mountain Dew 55.0 (no caffeine in Canada) Diet Mountain Dew 55.0 Kick citrus 54 (36mg per 8oz can, caffeine from guarana) Mello Yellow 52.8 Surge 51.0 Tab 46.8 Battery energy drink -- 140mg/l = 46.7mg/can Coca-Cola 45.6 Diet Cola 45.6 Shasta Cola 44.4 Shasta Cherry Cola 44.

Definitely not. Don't post them. Not only are jokes formulaic and offensive to stand-ups, if you post them, you will be derided mercilessly by the regulars. If you have an auto-erotic compulsion to tell jokes, or want to steal jokes you can tell at the office to make people think you're not the pathetic idiot you are, go to rec.humor and talk to those morons.

MMA is not a dating service and our events run on a first come first serve basis. Some events might have more men and some might have more women. Most members come out to have fun and meet other people. If you meet that special someone, great. If not, you have had fun, tried something new and enjoyed an event.

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The Half Dome cables usually are installed by the weekend before Memorial Day weekend, but this can vary depending on conditions and trail crew availability. The cables usually remain up through Columbus Day (in October). The National Park Service strongly discourages hikers from attempting the cable route when the cables are down. Learn more about the Half Dome hike.

Absolutely, for several reasons: You can still win the night and earn some nice cash. You can also wrack up those points and try to qualify (we'll reveal some bonus point earners as the season progresses). And lastly, you can get some good intel on the other teams for next season!

Yes. The screensaver is a significant means of communicating to the savvy viewers, particularly on the mailing list. Various screensaver topics are listed in the WNN FAQ Extended Look at Screensavers.

I'm more than sure that you need to let them know how you feel. When it starts to bother you, you should tell tell them. If they don't stop, then I don't think are really good friends. If you don't they'll just find it funny and go on hurting your feelings. I guess a joke once in a while can be pretty funny, sometimes I make them up about myself, but there's that point when it's just not funny anymore.

In Warrior's contract with the WWF in 1992 Warrior was given creative control of his bookings. From what we heard and read, Warrior decided to book himself in a feud with a witch doctor named Papa Shango. Shango would cast spells on jobbers he fought making ooz flow out of their boots as well as other things. On one television show, Papa Shango put a spell on Warrior making him throw up. It's considered one of the dumbest angles in WWF's history.

When Warrior entered the WCW in 1998 he was given creative control much like in the WWF. Warrior formed the One Warrior Nation (NWO backwards) and would fight against Hollywood Hogan and his NWO stable. While Hogan would be in the ring a cloud of "magic" smoke would fill the ring knocking out all the NWO members except Hogan. Warrior would come though a trapdoor built into the ring and appear after the smoke cleared.

The Good, The Bad, and the Geeky" feature characters named after characters from the 1982 film Tron. They are specifically DuMont/Kevin Jarod Flynn, Clu, Bit, McP, Yori, and the company Banatech. The episode also features a mention of 221 B Bakerstrausse, which is a reference to 221 B Baker St., the street address of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective Sherlock Holmes.

In the summer of 1993 WCW was at an all time low and needed a way to attract fans again. So to promote Beach Blast 1993 WCW was given a one million dollar budget to make a short commercial for the event. The mini movie featured Sting and Davey Boy Smith being tricked onto a boat by Big Van Vader and Sid Vicious. Thinking they had gotten on the boat an evil midget named Cheatum appeared and detonated a bomb that blew up the boat.

It was a short running gag in the comic, starting here and here, that spread to the forum and there took on a life of its own. If you want to know more, just search through the forum on the word "goulash"; you'll find plenty.

Select the Add Joke option. Note that you can only add 1 picture to a joke, and that few jokes have pictures attached to them. Jokes will be rejected if they are duplicates, are poorly spelled, are racist in nature, or are not within PG13 guidelines.

Probably the earliest usage, as applied to music though was by Anthony H. Wilson (Joy Division manager) who was overcome by a rare moment of lucidity on a 1978 BBC TV program when he described Joy Division as Gothic compared with the pop mainstream. How 'Goth' and 'Gothic' came to be used to describe the movement though is a little less clear. What is certain is that NME and Sounds used it, and there seem to be two suggestions as to where they got it from.

The use of the term was inspired by a brilliant comedic sketch written and performed by the members of Monty Python's Flying Circus. I won't attempt to explain the reference; suffice to say that if you have ever seen the spam sketch, the use of the term becomes immediately apparent.

The word Jedi comes from a fictional source, first used in the movie Star Wars: A New Hope. In the Star Wars universe, the Jedi exist as guardians, promoting peace, order, and justice whenever it is needed. They are, though, seen by us as romantic, not realistic.

No. You will be held liable if you do it. As we pointed out, you have the right to reject the ad within 24 hours of the purchase. Once you have accepted the ad, you are bound by the terms of the purchase.