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Some are, most have been gathered from other sources or sent to me. You can use the link below to send me a clean joke, which I may add to the jokes page

Definitely not. Don't post them. Not only are jokes formulaic and offensive to stand-ups, if you post them, you will be derided mercilessly by the regulars. If you have an auto-erotic compulsion to tell jokes, or want to steal jokes you can tell at the office to make people think you're not the pathetic idiot you are, go to rec.humor and talk to those morons.

Yes. The screensaver is a significant means of communicating to the savvy viewers, particularly on the mailing list. Various screensaver topics are listed in the WNN FAQ Extended Look at Screensavers.

OK, now, the crucial piece of information you might be missing is that The Order of the Stick is a comic that parodies fantasy roleplaying games.specifically, Dungeons & Dragons. When the comic started out, it was only being seen by people who were already coming to my gaming site, so there was little expectation that anyone reading it wouldn.t .get. it. However, as we have spread in popularity, more and more people are finding their way to OOTS, and I.m hearing more about people who don.

I'm more than sure that you need to let them know how you feel. When it starts to bother you, you should tell tell them. If they don't stop, then I don't think are really good friends. If you don't they'll just find it funny and go on hurting your feelings. I guess a joke once in a while can be pretty funny, sometimes I make them up about myself, but there's that point when it's just not funny anymore.

In Warrior's contract with the WWF in 1992 Warrior was given creative control of his bookings. From what we heard and read, Warrior decided to book himself in a feud with a witch doctor named Papa Shango. Shango would cast spells on jobbers he fought making ooz flow out of their boots as well as other things. On one television show, Papa Shango put a spell on Warrior making him throw up. It's considered one of the dumbest angles in WWF's history.

When Warrior entered the WCW in 1998 he was given creative control much like in the WWF. Warrior formed the One Warrior Nation (NWO backwards) and would fight against Hollywood Hogan and his NWO stable. While Hogan would be in the ring a cloud of "magic" smoke would fill the ring knocking out all the NWO members except Hogan. Warrior would come though a trapdoor built into the ring and appear after the smoke cleared.

The Good, The Bad, and the Geeky" feature characters named after characters from the 1982 film Tron. They are specifically DuMont/Kevin Jarod Flynn, Clu, Bit, McP, Yori, and the company Banatech. The episode also features a mention of 221 B Bakerstrausse, which is a reference to 221 B Baker St., the street address of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective Sherlock Holmes.

In the summer of 1993 WCW was at an all time low and needed a way to attract fans again. So to promote Beach Blast 1993 WCW was given a one million dollar budget to make a short commercial for the event. The mini movie featured Sting and Davey Boy Smith being tricked onto a boat by Big Van Vader and Sid Vicious. Thinking they had gotten on the boat an evil midget named Cheatum appeared and detonated a bomb that blew up the boat.

It was a short running gag in the comic, starting here and here, that spread to the forum and there took on a life of its own. If you want to know more, just search through the forum on the word "goulash"; you'll find plenty.

Had a customer come in today saying he had good credit said his beacan score was in the high 700s, so the salesman after dealing with bad credit customers all week told him we only dealt with credit impaired customers so take a hike. jk jk Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

Correction: On my comment where I mentioned Larson, I meant Watterson! Larson didn't have "story arcs", duh. You don't have to publish this comment :-) How's your dilbert4sale website going? Did you get any good feedback on that post a while back? Are you hiring someone to re-design the site? (please? ...haha)

Information from the Theater program of "Kiki," which was reprinted in the Archive of Stufio Ghibli Vol.3, p.21. In the scene in Kiki's bedroom where she says good-bye to her father, there is a small toy house in her bookshelf. Mei and Chibi-totoro are painted into the windows. Also, there is a stuffed animal that looks somewhat like Totoro on her bed. In the scene where Kiki was almost hit by a bus when she first came to Koriko, "Studio Ghibli" is written on the side of the bus.

Porco, Kiki, Totoro, and Taeko appear in the scene where the Tanukis are heading for the humans' town to conduct the "Monster Parade". Among the bubbles and flying pumpkins, you can see them flying.

You! The majority of the jokes we send out are submitted by our members, and otherwise picked from our own taste and general feedback from subscribers. Although we cannot always be funny to each individual subscriber, we try to be funny in a general way that catches most people's humor, as often as possible. The CyberCheeze mailing list is like any other party, the sense of humor range from inflammable dry to soaking wet, pure as spring water to dirtier than mud.

Hollywood Hogan used the song "Voodoo Child" as his theme song in WCW. The song is on Jimi Hendrix's Electric Ladyland album. There's also a song on the same album called "Voodoo Chile" which is a 18 minute jam session. The songs are both very different and have no connection between each other. Anyway, on a WCW Thunder Mike Tenay confused the songs and announced Hogan's song as "Voodoo Chili". The incident became a joke in the wrestling world and didn't stop for a long while.

Alright, it turns out some are jokes. I've had some recent contact with some of the people who "infiltrated" one bulletin board after it was named Cruel Site of the Day in June 2000 (title: "It's Never Too Early for Child Abuse"). And yes, the ones that are likely jokes are concentrated around that time. But I think the joke ones stand out, like Timmy, Scatman, and the person who says s/he was in England and liked the names Lou and Randy.

We make every effort to keep duplication of stories or humor to a minimum. Occasionally, Ken will use an illustration on more than one title but each video is a recording of a unique comedy concert or message.

The joke come from the fact that Pat Patterson is indeed a homosexual. It is one of wrestling's worst kept secrets and many jokes (like Jim Ross' on Raw) are made because of it.

The Donner Party was a disasterous wagon train that attempted the California trail in 1848. Due to a late start and a shortcut that wasn't, they were stuck in the mountains at what is now called Donner Lake in the city of Truckee, CA. The snow was fifteen to twenty feet deep-- there are still some high stumps from trees the pioneers cut for fuel-- and they did not have enough food.

We spend considerable energy deciphering what is and is not spam and tune our system accordingly. If you've signed up with a known travel company and they email the latest bargains, that's different from a fly by night outfit pitching a "limited time only" cruise. While they may look the same (particularly to content filters), our behavior prediction system knows the difference.

Porco's rebuilt plane's new engine has "GHIBLI" embossed on the cylinder head. The engine is actually a FIAT A.S.2, though there's no explicit mention in the movie. The real one had an emboss of FIAT instead of GHIBLI.

One of the advantages of a drip system is its flexibility. You can always add on to the system, as long as you have the water available to support the added drippers or sprayers and as long as the tubing can carry the additional water required. We figure (conservatively) that a 1/2" mainline can carry around 240 GPH and that a 3/4" mainline can carry around 480 GPH.

Due to various legal reasons, the show does not accept comedy material such as jokes or sketch ideas from fans. NBC.com's Terms of Use policy states: NBC is pleased to hear from users and welcomes your comments regarding NBC's programs and services. NBC's longstanding company policy does not allow it to accept or to consider creative ideas, suggestions, or materials other than those it has specifically requested.

Rosie talks about the first concert she ever saw at West Minster, the Carpenters. She snuck backstage and touched Karen's sweater when she walked by.

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