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How do you know something's funny?

Kate Clinton - About Kate - FAQ
I shamelessly test line on my friends. They're onto me now, "You're doing that thing again." "Is this for a show?" I also rip funny lines right out of my friend's mouths at dinner. Sometimes there's still half-chewed bits of corn stuck on them. If I laugh out loud or slap my desk when I write it, there's a chance it might be funny.
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VoyForums: Saturday Night You Bull Sessions
Almost everybody is funny with their friends, making jokes at the lunch table or whatever. The thing is making the transition from goofing around to putting something down on paper. Once you've got something to show to people, see how they respond. Work with your peers as much as possible, because they understand you best and have had similar experiences. See what they like and what they don't. Most of the time, people will reach consensus on things.
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That???s funny. Do you know any others?

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I can’t get anyone in the theatrical department to call me back and I’m starting production this weekend… Did you start the process 4-6 weeks ago? If not, we probably can???t help you. If you did start the process but no one is responding that???s a problem. Please send us an email and we???ll try to resolve it.
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If I don't recognize a comedian's name, how do I know if he/she is funny?

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Comedy TN is known for featuring only the best stand-up comedians in the country. All of our headlining comedians are professional so you are guaranteed quality entertainment .We also support the Memphis comedy community, so we give some guest set stage time to promising young Memphis comics. Remember, all comedians start out as unknowns.maybe you'll be one of the first to discover a star of tomorrow!
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Are you funny?

Dr. Paul Homoly: Frequently Asked Questions when Hiring Paul...
Yes. I'm a big believer that information plus fun equals learning. Your group will have fun and come away with new skills.
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The Tortoise Diet, Patty Church RN, BSN shares her real-life...
The story of the Tortoise and the Hare was, as you know, about a race. There are certainly a lot of “hare-brained” diets out there which invariably promise “quick and easy” weight loss, usually by means of starvation, deprivation and/or strenuous exercise. The problem with quick weight loss, however, is that it almost never lasts. That's because the "weight" being lost is primarily the loss of water and muscle, rather than the loss of stored body fat.
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I feel funny going to a senior center where I don't know anyone. Will I really be welcome?

Project FIND FAQ's
Our centers welcome all seniors. Most of our members did not know each other before they came to Project FIND. It's easy to make new friends here.
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If I don’t recognize a comedian’s name, how do I know if he/she is funny?

The Ice House Comedy Club
The Ice House is known for featuring only the best stand-up comedians in the country. All of our comedians are professionals, not amateurs, so you’re guaranteed quality entertainment. Remember, all comedians start out as unknowns…maybe you’ll be one of the first to discover a star of tomorrow!
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A funny noise is coming from my grill. What should I do?

Welcome to Weber.com
Rushing noise: Immediately after turning on the gas tank valve, you may hear a "rushing" noise. This is just gas rushing into the supply hose and manifold. Groaning or metallic cracking and popping: As Flavorizer Bars, burner tubes, and cooking grates heat and cool, they expand and contract, causing these sounds. Fluttering noise: If the slide-out bottom tray is not fully pushed into place, excess air may be drawn into the cookbox, causing a "fluttering" sound.
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Why Such A Funny-Looking Bottle?

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We don't call it "funny". We call it "pocket-sized". We actually thought about the bottle long and hard. We wanted something that could slide into a shirt pocket, fit in a tool belt, and stand up to being squeezed, all while looking good. We even thought about how much Bee-Quick a typical beekeeper would need in a season, and how much everyone dislikes storing things between seasons. We tried to create the best-packaged product since comb honey!
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What's with all those funny windows?

Scaled Composites - Tier One / SpaceShipOne Frequently Asked...
The windows must be small to keep the weight of the vehicle down and they must be round to minimize the structural loads. This configuration is also the least expensive to manufacture. Each portal consists of two windows to provide redundancy for the integrity of the pressure vessel should one window crack or fail. The number and location of the windows were selected to provide the pilot a view of the horizon throughout SpaceShipOne's mission profile.
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Is the book funny?

Bitter, Party of One... Your Table is Ready: faq
I certainly hope people will find it funny. I really think that a reader will feel the sarcasm and bitterness. Much like the eBay auction.
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What's a Funny Bone?

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Have you ever hit the inside of your elbow in just the right spot and felt a tingling or prickly kind of dull pain?...
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Is this supposed to be funny?

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Look, the site isn't for everyone -- if you want serious political commentary, subscribe to The Nation. While The Subservient President is supposed to be humorous, it's hard to feel too good about getting big laughs about Abu Ghraib or the Patriot Act.
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I was telling her something funny and then I said, NIK! Do you think you know what NIK means?

Violet's Catster Diary
I know my diary title is about how I get in trouble, but I can also sense trouble! Everyone knows about their 5 main senses: Seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, touching. Yesterday I slept most of the morning. Around lunchtime, I decided to go outside and check out my seeing, hearing, and smelling senses. I did the door dance with Mawmee - you know, acting like I wanted to go out - she opens the door - then I act like I don't want to go out.
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Why does my terminal act funny in some way?

Z-Shell Frequently-Asked Questions
If you are using an OpenWindows cmdtool as your terminal, any escape sequences (such as those produced by cursor keys) will be swallowed up and never reach zsh. Either use shelltool or avoid commands with escape sequences. You can also disable scrolling from the cmdtool pane menu (which effectively turns it into a shelltool). If you still want scrolling, try using an xterm with the scrollbar activated.
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Why does bindkey ^a command-name or stty intr ^- do something funny?

Z-Shell Frequently-Asked Questions
You probably have the extendedglob option set in which case ^ and # are metacharacters. ^a matches any file except one called a, so the line is interpreted as bindkey followed by a list of files. Quote the ^ with a backslash or put quotation marks around ^a.
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Why do history substitutions with single bangs do something funny?

Z-Shell Frequently-Asked Questions
If you have a command like "echo !-2:$ !$", the first history substitution then sets a default to which later history substitutions with single unqualified bangs refer, so that !$ becomes equivalent to !-2:$. The option CSH_JUNKIE_HISTORY makes all single bangs refer to the last command.
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Finding your way around What is that funny symbol (&) I see next to some hyperlinks?

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This button, which appears on the Indexes and a few other pages, will take you to a page selected at random from those listed on the index page. You can also try it here.
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What are those funny & characters?

Psycho-Babble FAQ
They indicate that posts are directed to specific people. To flag a follow-up for the previous poster, click the "add name of previous poster" box. To find posts directed specifically to you, you can use Find in your browser to look for "& your name". If your browser understands Javascript, you should also get a button that does that for you.
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Why do penguins walk funny?

Monterey Bay Aquarium: Frequently Asked Questions
A penguin's legs are set far back on its body. On land, this makes penguins walk with that cute waddle. But in the water, these far-out feet become rudders that help the penguin steer. Inspiring conservation of the oceans © 1999-2008, Monterey Bay Aquarium Foundation, 886 Cannery Row, Monterey, CA 93940 Tel: (831) 648-4800
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What do these funny names like Dapper mean?

Frequently Asked Questions | Ubuntu
We name all of our development releases with catchy animal names. This started with the early days of Ubuntu, before it was called Ubuntu, when Robert Collins, upon hearing of the six month release schedule, said "That is going to be pretty warty. Lets call it Warty Warthog". The naming convention stuck. Here is a quick table to help you: Note: The official way to refer to a released version of Ubuntu is by the number, not the name. Thus the current version of Ubuntu is 7.
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How do I write some of those funny symbols in the Handbook in my trait?

Larch Frequently Asked Questions
The ISO Latin codes for all of the "funny symbols" used in Guttag and Horning's handbook are found on page 224 of [Guttag-Horning93]. Type the characters on the right hand side when using LSL. If you are reading the handbook in print form, you might want to tape a copy of that page to your wall. See section 2.25 Where can I find LaTeX or TeX macros for LSL?, for details on how to get your specification to print out like the handbook.
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Where can I find more funny covers?

Superdickery.com
Comics.org is the single greatest resource on the internet for digging up comic book covers. The only catch is that usually you have to know what you're looking for. I can only offer the sketchiest of guidelines to aid you in your search; Novelty titles like Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen provided most of the content you see here, so start with those. This website is by no means a comprehensive list of hilarious comic book covers. You're sure to find some drop dead funny ones that we missed.
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Are You Funny And Entertaining?

Bob Janet - Frequently Asked Questions
Yes. I use real-life humorous, funny business and personal experiences from my 39 plus years as owner and operator of my own businesses and the audience involved demonstrations are very fun and entertaining.
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What's with all those funny words?

Tracey School - The Place To Go To Learn How To Sail - Faq
That's why we send you the text first! The language of sailing seems very strange and takes some getting used too. You asked why? Well, if I told you to pull in "that line", which one would you pull? There can be many many lines (ropes) on a boat so each one has a specific name. In fact ALL parts on a boat have a specific name. It's confusing at first, but you will thank us later and impress your friends knowing what all those funny words mean!
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What's with the funny shirts?

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Tom: I have a weird taste when it comes to clothing. I never buy fancy brand name stuff, instead I go for the KMart brands, the Target brands, and stuff like that. I like to wear Hawaiian shirts and shiny shirts because I think every group has one or two guys who wear stuff like that. That person in my groups is me. Of course, this all goes back to my old "Barry" shirts.
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