Nope. Sorry. There's way too many people on this rock for one all-knowing being to handle. I doubt he even knows my name. I bet he has me in some database and has assigned me a number based on my time of birth. Something nice and impersonal like 10,029,371,020,238. And then at the end of life I'll just be given a one hour written exam, that will be multi-choice, and marked by some computer. And then "my life" will be graded.

Kung fu: Hay nice to see you around. I was in two minds whether or not to see "King Arthur", which opens over here at the end of the month. I've been trying to find out what they have bases their claim to this being the "true story" of Arthur. Ther e are some scant references to similarly named roman soldiers particularly Gildas's 6th century work "De Excidio" which makes reference to a 5th Century military leader in Roman Britain. See similar questions...

If a central plant puts out 20,358,350 BTU's per year, how many tons of air conditioning is it? I believe it is 1,696 tons. However, our landlord is arguing that the total production of chilled water is equal to 1,969,699 tons per year divided by 365 days/year =4,687 tons per day, divided by 14 hrs per day =290 ton/hours. Please advise who is correct and why. Thank you so much for your help in this matter. See similar questions...

The Velocity Tuner is specifically designed to install in stock intake tubes. However, if you have had aftermarket work done (such as an aftermarket or custom intake) or you want to install it in a cold air intake, you would need to perform custom work to install it such as perhaps welding it, using Epoxy, or using Nuts/Bolts. See similar questions...

If accidentally swallowed, Zanfel usually causes gagging. If not, it enters the digestive tract and seeks out and kills all bacteria, good or bad. Good bacteria aid in digestion, so you may experience mild diarrhea for several hours until your body regenerates the good bacteria. If Zanfel gets into your eyes, rinse them with water until the burning subsides. If problems become severe or if they persist, see your doctor immediately. See similar questions...

Terminal velocity is the maximum speed that a person or object can achieve while falling toward the Earth. The term is used in skydiving as the top speed a person achieves during a fall. Without air resistance, a person would theoretically fall faster and faster, accelerating at a rate of 9.8 m/s2 down until he strikes the Earth. But in reality, there is a rather large air resistance force when jumping from an airplane. See similar questions...

Both the above have some effect on ff volume, but primarily the air speed determines the pitching (which octave etc. - not specifically the tuning) and the amount of air (properly directed) determines the ff volume. Theoretically each note should have a slightly different air speed to represent it's pitch. I remember Trevor Wye teaching a class to visualize a doubling of air speed (totally independent of air volume) for each octave. See similar questions...

Answer: Where most units are ineffective on their “quiet/low” speed, we are effective on every level. Both of our units our quiet by design and use a dual ball bearing sealed motor.(Top) See similar questions...

Your dog must be supervised so as to not allow the treat to be swallowed whole, as the goal is for the dog to chew on it. You, the dog's caretaker, must decide which treats are appropriate for your dog based on your dog's size and package instructions. If you are unsure about the proper size of treat to give your dog, always select the next size larger. It is safer to feed your dog a bigger treat. See similar questions...

Yes. Raft / foam formation is triggered when the Gaviscon® tablet is chewed. The Gaviscon® liquid requires contact with stomach acid to begin raft formation. For best results, follow by drinking half of a glass of water. Note: Any liquid consumption should occur with or immediately following recommended dosage of Gaviscon product. Later eating or drinking may degrade the foam barrier. The tablets need to be chewed for the raft-forming mechanism to effectively and promptly begin working. See similar questions...

The chances of swallowing one spider while you sleep are pretty small. The chances of swallowing hundreds in your lifetime are even smaller. Don't believe me? Visit http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspidereat.html where they go into detail about how unlikely it is, and why. See similar questions...

Yes, it is 100% pure almond, spearmint, and peppermint oils. Many customers report that swallowing OraMD® settles their stomach and peppermint has been shown to help with irritable bowl syndrome as well. See similar questions...

Spray'n Swallow is made from all natural ingredients including MCT (an extremely fine extract of Coconut or Palm Oil that has no taste, odor or color) and works as a fine lubricant and anti-stick agent that has been shown to also increase absorption rate and energy levels. Other ingredients include either Wintergreen or Cherry Flavor (for added taste) and Vitamin E and soy lecithin. See similar questions...

The gel will not harm you in the quantities swallowed. We do not recommend sleeping with trays in your mouth. Traditional 2 hours per day, Duet & Forté are 30 minute applications. See similar questions...

It's a feature introduced in the distribution in 1.0pre4 (it previously existed as a separate patch) that allows you to associate an action to an entry in the Wharf corresponding to a swallowed application. So for example you can have asmail in the Wharf, and have it configured so that when you click on it, it warps to your email reading window. See similar questions...

The velocity of a wave depends upon the material or medium in which it is traveling. When a wave enters a new medium, the elasticity and density of the medium may cause a change in the velocity of that wave. Typically, the denser and more elastic the medium, the faster the wave will travel. See similar questions...

Acceleration gives the forces directly, so it can be used to establish the forces that a structure experiences during an earthquake. Also, acceleration sensors are generally the most hardy of all seismic sensors. In addition, they are usually small, only a few inches on a side, so they are easy to place at key locations in a structure. The acceleration record can be computer processed and integrated to obtain the velocity and displacement records. See similar questions...